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You think that the world we live in now is any better? What has your moon done for our lives, suffering because of war and starvation. Imagine if we would have no weapons and war, only healthy lives, food and water. Our intelligence has poisoned our goals, our hunger for power and knowledge has taken control of our actions. I say let the world burn! Let's not continue suffering, let's end it all now. We both know the world will end because of us so let it already end. PRE-APOCALYPSE HAS BEEN HERE FOR TOO LONG. THE HUMAN RACE WILL END NOW, SOON OR IN A THOUSAND YEARS BUT IT WILL END! Join me for a painless end. Let us enter the finals steps of the Pre-Apocalypse and end this race of bloodthirsty monsters and stop suffering. PRE-APOCALYPSE WINS

You say human knowledge has grown because of the moon yet you show that the truth is the opposite. You act like you've won something by copy pasting a moon wikipedia page? You are like a child making up the rules in the middle of the game. "I win now hahahah hihihih".  You hide behind facts and a flying rock, let's see what happens when the moon is no longer protecting you.

Deez Nuts? The only nuts I see you have is the one you painted to look like the moon.

Hell yea! And you know what we do to lunatics? WE PUT THEM BACK IN THEIR GAGE! 

HAHAHHA,  sorry I just can't hold it.  "Killing weeds" just makes me thinking "killing weebs"

A dog sits on your face, you thinking this is funny laugh mouth open but the dog poops in your mouth!

Too much to read. Well I know a cheat code that even you can't beat

GET DESTROYED GOBLINS

Eventually? Why wait, come get me. I'm all free

Rise one more time and you will be destroyed worse.

My man, you will fall. No matter how many times you attempt to rise, you will never stay standing. 

Those goblins got destroyed 

A place to trash talk about the Moon and how it's generic, limiting and lame.

No but seriously, IT'S SPREADIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

I SAID! IT IS SPREADIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING! ARRR

Goblin...

Sir, I can move out of bounds!?
WAIT IS SPACE BOUNDLESS? - Someone who thinks of themselves as a very intelligence individual